News flash: Hitler wore pants!!!

That inevitably means you are not allowed to, presumably because it shows you might be a Nazi too.

Babbling idiots have taken over the world.

I think we're gonna need a bigger....bed.

JAWS 7?

Maybe he was hungry?

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/clayton/stories/2008/05/22/student_butt_bite_wal_mart.html

Whoops!

Doesn't this kinda remind you of those morons who play Russian Roulette with a revolver that only has one chamber empty?

Those wacky Canadians...

BTW, the worst (on all kinds of levels) Russian Roulette story I heard recently was where a teenager died after playing the game with a single bullet. And an automatic. I'd cry, but it's just too damn funny...

It's all a matter of priorities, isn't it?

I don't know why they had to fine the guy. Anyway, Darwin and Alice Springs haven't become as tame and domesticated as the major Australian cities...

Driver buckles beer in car -- but not child

Isn't this 'Ageism'?

Seems to me this young man is being unduly persecuted for his relationship with an older woman. I mean, if loving someone like her is wrong, I don't wanna be right...

http://www.wgal.com/news/16250298/detail.html

This Is Called Not Hitting The Jackpot

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2008/may/09/suspect-seeks-meth-in-lost-and-found/

A 33-year-old Seattle man was charged in Kitsap County for possession of a controlled substance after he tried to retrieve a bag containing methamphetamine from the Suquamish Casino's lost-and-found May 7.
The casino's security officer alerted the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office when the bag, turned in by a customer, was found to contain three knives, a bag of white crystals later identified as meth, some jewelry, a small digital scale and some blood pressure medication. The suspect's identification was also in the bag.

[h/t VegasTripping]

Here's A Doozy

Lost in all the election coverage last night was the news that the Justice Department raided the office of Special Counsel head Scott Bloch, whose job is to protect government employees who report crimes committed by the Administration. According to the story, Bloch is "fighting allegations of improper political bias and obstruction of justice."

This may be the most perfectly symbolic of all of Bush's political appointees, a person so incompetent that he didn't think that whistle-blowers would complain about nobody following up on their complaints.

I may actually miss these idiots, but just for the comedy.

I don't see this on my list of excursions from the cruise...

The first stop on our honeymoon!