Honest, judge, it was an accident...

...again and again and again...

Police: Wife tried to drive over man 20 times

What, he couldn't just go inside the house?

WTF?

I don't know what comment I can offer here. It's pretty sad, actually.

Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the [toilet] seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom."

Eeewwww!

If you don't stop, you're a real...

...Athol. As in Athol, MA.

Does this remind anyone of that fantastic Saturday Night Live skit from years ago? The one with Nicolas Cage worried about his new kid's name? He kept mispronouncing all the candidate names, making them sound like obscenities. It's only when he yells at the pizza delivery guy who knocks at the door "It's Ahss-wee-pay!!" that we understand the angst.

I know this is progress, but...

... it still weirds me out a bit.

Researchers working to teach creepy baby robot to talk

Big points to the writer of this blurb for the Blade Runner reference.

Incidentally, the original line is "I want more life, fucker", but it's been changed to "I want more life, father" in the latest release. I don't know why they did that. Doesn't matter. That's still one of the few Blu-Ray discs I intend to buy. As soon as I get a Blu-Ray player. C'mon, Panasonic!

You know how some mug shots are kinda cool?

This ain't one of 'em.

Ex-Hollywood Madam Fleiss Arrested

Keith Olbermann's report was fantastic. He said " "A sad fall from grace to report tonight. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has been arrested today – well, technically it's more of a lateral from grace.""

Really, could you write a better punch line?

Minn. man hits woman on way to anger management class


It wasn't even his FIRST class!